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On May 26th, 2009, the california high court upheld the same-sex marriage ban as a result of Prop 8. Buy seroquel cod, I guess I’m not really surprised, given that it was a referendum of sorts. Buy seroquel without prescription, There has to be a measure of respect for that--even if it is hateful, bigoted and anti-human rights.
When assy decisions like this occur, which amount to a step back for human rights, it makes me sad and I lose a little bit of respect for humanity--or the lack thereof in california, seroquel for sale. As a silent protest, california will no longer get a capital letter from me until the ban is rescinded. I can’t do much, Order seroquel cod, but I can do that.
Now, back to our originally scheduled post.
Yes, you read that right, buy seroquel without prescription. It says "Bunghole." This sign hangs outside of a real business in Salem, Massachussetts called Bunghole Liquors, buy seroquel online. It is a real business. In fact, they have two locations in Salem. Comprare seroquel sconto, I would have liked to have purchased some products from Bunghole Liquors, but unfortunately, they were closed when I was there on a recent trip. Buy seroquel without prescription, Bunghole Liquors is even funnier if you say it out loud. Try it. If you're like me and didn’t get it even when you said it aloud, order seroquel online, think about how it sounds: bunghole lickers. That’s right. It’s a whole new level of awesome.
Q: What does this have to do with law?
A: While note exactly a sexy legal topic, Kjøpe billig seroquel, why not take this opportunity to talk about censoring in the context of business names.
Q: How does registering a business name work in a province like Ontario?
A: As a registered business myself, I have some direct experience with this (but not with the censors--Tannis A, buy seroquel without prescription. Waugh, Barrister and Solicitor doesn’t appear to be obscene in any language). All you have to do is apply for a master business license, but you are then subject to the guidelines of the license, cheapest seroquel in the world. Let's see if Bunghole Liquors would pass the test in Ontario, shall we.
Guideline #1: When choosing your business name, Pharmacy seroquel, remember that certain words or expressions cannot be used.
The ruling Buy seroquel without prescription, : Words or expressions, in any language, that are obscene or objectionable in nature. Hmm…yes, I think Bunghole Liquors would lose its license on this one alone. Ruling: guilty.
Guideline #2: Words that imply the business is a different type of organization, New Jersey NJ N.J. . For example, you may not imply that a sole proprietorship is a partnership. You may not use numbers or words that imply the business name is a corporate number name, buy seroquel without prescription. Also, φτηνές φαρμακείο seroquel, the registered name of a business carried on for profit should not contain words that imply it is a not-for-profit organization.
The ruling: Given that the sign appears to suggest offering the service of “licking one’s bunghole,” or asshole, as used in common parlance, I would think that this would also make Bunghole Liquors a deal breaker, buy cheap seroquel. Ruling: guilty.
Guideline #3: You may not use the words “Limited”, “Limitée”, Ordering seroquel from canada, “Incorporated”, “Incorporée”, “Corporation”, or the corresponding abbreviations “Ltd.”, “Ltée”, seroquel online kopen, “Inc.” or “Corp.”, unless the word “limited” is used in the name of a limited liability partnership, extra-provinical limited liability company or in the name of a limited partnership formed under the Limited Partnerships Act.
The ruling Buy seroquel without prescription, : Not guilty. Colorado CO Colo. , Guideline #4: You may not use the words “Limited Liability Partnership” or the abbreviation “LLP” in the business name unless you are registering an Ontario limited liability partnership or an extra-provincial limited liability partnership.
The ruling: Not guilty.
Guideline #5: You may not use the words “Limited Liability Company” or the abbreviation “LLC” in the business name unless you are registering an extra-provincial limited liability company.
The ruling: Not guilty
Guideline #6: Words that are prohibited under federal or Ontario laws or words that are restricted unless the restriction is satisfied.
The ruling: You’d think this is a sexy mix of words like "motherfucker" and the like, but no such luck, buy seroquel without prescription. It has to do with words like, seroquel cheap, “amalgamated,” “engineer,” “college” and “royal.” Nope, Pharmacie seroquel bon marché, not guilty.
Guideline #7: Words that imply the business is connected with the Crown, the Government of Canada, of a province or of a territory, a municipality, buy cheap seroquel online, or an agency of the Crown, government or municipality, without written consent of the appropriate authority. Vermont VT Vt. , The ruling: Well, given that there’s a lot of brown-nosing that goes on in government, this could potentially be applicable, but if I were the solicitor acting for the business owner, I would argue that there is a distinct difference between licking one’s bunghole and sticking one’s nose in said bunghole, Nevada NV Nev. .
Guideline #8: Names of individuals may not be used unless they have or had a material interest in the business activity and have given their written permission. Buy seroquel without prescription, If the individual is deceased and his or her name is used within 30 years of the date of death, the written consent of the estate or the estate trustee (i.e. the executor or administrator) must be obtained.
The ruling: I’ve never met a Mr. Köpa seroquel, or Ms. Bunghole but I sure would like to. Not guilty, buy seroquel without prescription.
Q: So, how did this happen in Salem. How the heck did this make it past the censors?
A: I have an untested, buy seroquel overnight delivery, uninformed theory on that. If you were deprived of watching South Park and Beavis and Butthead when you were younger, perhaps you are unfamiliar with the slang definition of "bunghole." Maybe you think "bunghole" still retains its original definition: a hole in a cask (or large barrel) of liquor through which liquor was poured. (I had to look that up. I’ve never used the word “bunghole” in this context). Buy seroquel without prescription, It would make sense to name a liquor store using this reference because it actually pertains to liquor.
If you were a silverback-type of cenor--over the age of 50 who sees the world in black and white, with no room for nuance or humour or puns--you might take the word "bunghole" pretty literally by its dictionary definition. After all, this kind of literal approach that censors take is how a lot of dirty stuff works its way into popular culture.
I recall reading an article by the creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, preceding the release of the movie, “South Park: bigger, longer and uncut” about how some of the jokes that they felt were fairly benign were cut but the references that would be obscure to the average silverback but perfectly clear to anyone under 30 were not cut out to avoid the NC17 rating. There’s a reference here to this being the case regarding the title (but there is some controversy as to whether that actually happened).
So the moral of my lady lawyer post appears to be that if you come up with an obscene phrase that is obscure enough to get past the silverback, you may indeed register a business with a dirty, double-entendre kind of name.
But really folks, I wouldn’t recommend it.
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