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That's why I'm wondering: does anyone actually know anyone who actually ate the placenta. Or does this exist strictly at the level of urban myth.
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The good doctors, who incidently worked on some of Bush II's abstinence-only initiatives, (surprise, surprise) recommend no sexual activity until one's mid-twenties (and a committed relationship), certainly a realistic, not to mention appealing, option for most people. Good luck.
Over at Bahamas Blog, Dr. Marty Klein offers a detailed indictment of the book's claims. Check it out while you think about what you've done.
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You know that feeling when you're reading the paper and you come across a story that makes you think, "Some researcher got funded to study the obvious? And then come up with findings that are...obvious?" That's the feeling I had when I stumbled across
this story from last Friday's
Globe and Mail. "A nosh during labour not 'a bad thing,'" reads the headline, referring to the
shitty advice old adage advising women against eating during the labour process, 'cause if you have to have a C-section, and if you have to have general anesthetic during a C-section, then you might barf and breathe in the barf and die.
*sigh*
Then there is common sense: being in labour is akin to sprinting as hard and fast as you can for a minute at a time, every few minutes, for many hours or days. The ol' bod just might need some sustenance to get through that process.
But thank goodness the science people have come on side with what birth mothers and midwives already know!
British researchers conducted a large trial involving 2,426 women having their first child. Half of them were told to eat a small amount of food such as bread, biscuits, fruits, non-fat yogurt, isotonic drinks and fruit juice. The others were advised to drink only water and chew on ice chips. The results, published in the British Medical Journal, revealed that the rate of vomiting was almost identical in both groups - about 35 per cent.
The only thing that's really surprising here is that only 35% of women barfed in labour. To me, hurling while trying to squeeze out my daughter seemed pretty routine. Here's the oh-so-shocking closer:
"So, over all, we basically found eating wasn't a bad thing," said senior researcher Andrew Shennan, a professor of obstetrics at King's College London. [...] He added that the study participants who were given the option to eat "felt more in control and certainly liked it."
Gee, you think?
I'm happy this research was conducted because it might actually change obstetrical practices for the better. And yes, hospitals, parents and birth attendants need and want the best-quality information about how to make births safe. But come on! You do not need an empirical study to know that having the option to eat during labour makes life a teensy bit better for the labouring woman (and therefore the expectant baby) and does not make the process any less safe. Intuition, basic biological facts (I'm hungry = I need to eat) and anecdotal evidence should suffice.
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Between pregnancy preparation, pregnancy and breastfeeding, I have been taking a pre-natal vitamin for, like, almost two years now. My husband takes a multi-vitamin, too. One thing that's always bugged me about the particular brand recommended to me by a doctor is this:
That's right. Guess which one is the vit that I pop in the morning, and which one is my husband's? The thing that I find galling is not just that mine is the pink one (and I addressed how I feel about pink marketing in an
earlier post). It's that the one my husband takes is physically larger--which is weird, since the pre-natal one is meant to support two people. On top of that, the pretty pink vitamin contains less vitamin A, C, B1, B2, B6, B12, niacin and magnesium than the manly green one. It has more calcium, folic acid and iron, which is great. And I understand it's dangerous for a pregnant woman to ingest too much vitamin A, but why the shortage of Bs? And goddamn it, already, what is with making everything for women pink?
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In my ongoing quest to find smart, politically- savvy content aimed at Canadian women (leave your nominations in the comments section!), I came across
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What you get is not exactly
Ms. Magazine. Divine is easily comparable to Cosmospolitan, complete with a BMI calculator, a spa finder and even a Cosmo-style "
What's Your Chick Flick IQ?" The completely heterosexist "
Pleasure Poses" database (yes, database) of sex positions features a laugh-worthy "degree of difficulty" scale. The "
How to Tell He's Into You" article (a few months late, no?) is full of advice like,
He flaunts his crotch. Like any man, he may, ahem, want to show you all he has to offer. If he’s sitting before you, body language experts say that he may spread his legs wide, hoping to subtly direct your attention to his package.
R-i-i-i-g-h-t. This is great news, because I'm really into neanderthals!
Then there was the
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